The Life of a Speedrunner

23 okt 2020
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  • Tomorrow at 1PM EST I'm gonna be LIVE streaming and opening up a crap load of expensive Pokemon card boxes, BE THERE OR BE... UH... NOT THERE

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    • Ok

      Omari LameyOmari LameyDegi Síðan síðan
    • sorry I was 1 month late

      TinaTina4 dögum síðan
    • B E T H E R E O R B E S Q U A R E

      Adelph CharlesAdelph Charles4 dögum síðan
    • WOW

      Радош ЈовановићРадош Јовановић5 dögum síðan
    • Baby: *comes to life* Ambient music:

      GolrakaGolraka6 dögum síðan
  • Guys, I discovered a new trick, allow me to explain. This trick goes for the death sentence ending, hear me out. The normal run involves the allergy ending, however this requires you to get the peanut or strawberry allergy traits, and while they are common, it is rng based. This one is consistent, what you have to do is at the game start, INTENTIONALLY fail the test on if you will become a League of Legends player, tricking them into thinking you are (when you are not). As these things are such a scourge to the world, you will get the death sentence ending, near instantly. This allows you to finish before you even finish the tests.

    GreatGathererGreatGatherer10 mínútum síðan
  • Mom: *wants abortion* The speed runner: IM GOIN FOR A WORLD RECORD

    Creative NameCreative Name33 mínútum síðan
  • Fun fact:You can beat a speed run instantly, All you have to do is hop in my van. Btw, New sub.

    Cristo SavageCristo Savage50 mínútum síðan
    • Lol

      Cristo SavageCristo Savage50 mínútum síðan
  • Pro tip Do a BLJ and he will die by fall damage It's really hard (fame prefect)

    o oo o3 klukkustundum síðan
  • “Hello, you absolute legends.”

    TheAspieFoxTheAspieFox4 klukkustundum síðan
  • Lol

    Liam LtcLiam Ltc5 klukkustundum síðan
  • *"No signs on becoming a League of Legends player or something-."* .... 😳

    【M】【O】【R】【E】【M】【O】【R】【E】5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Fake, everyone knows the world record would be getting an abortion.

    jimtsap04jimtsap047 klukkustundum síðan
  • Fun fact: Most deaths in the US are caused by death

    Ian KatalinasIan Katalinas7 klukkustundum síðan
  • world record: 00 : 00 : 28 : 784

    Angel samuel sanchezAngel samuel sanchez8 klukkustundum síðan
  • what is wrong with league of legends? ( I know game sucks)

    Uncle FurkanUncle Furkan8 klukkustundum síðan
  • That was before we found the Ctrl Alt Del. Strat.

    Eternal2401Eternal240111 klukkustundum síðan
  • Oh no.

    Mr LinkMr Link11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Why is there so much big ISworldsrs

    Blanca AguileraBlanca Aguilera11 klukkustundum síðan
  • Should have ran from the tests and just modded the run so the peanut butter was on the bed. Rookie errors.

    Gubner8000Gubner800012 klukkustundum síðan
  • Any% speedrun of who can learn to walk the quickest

    Monty BoonMonty Boon13 klukkustundum síðan
  • I need another one

    Xander chomakosXander chomakos13 klukkustundum síðan
  • Can you make a part two?

    Charlie BelmonteCharlie Belmonte13 klukkustundum síðan
  • Si

    javier cruzjavier cruz14 klukkustundum síðan
  • The 1 speed runner better than dream

    Hey ShitassHey Shitass14 klukkustundum síðan
  • The woman with his voice is oddly horrifying

    Lord HeadassLord Headass15 klukkustundum síðan
  • yea, this is Dream

    AmpteusAmpteus16 klukkustundum síðan
  • I guess you can say its a once in a lifetime experience

    IIBFDIfanIIIIBFDIfanII16 klukkustundum síðan
  • Ay yo. My Brother died when he was born he made a world record 00.00 (fr)

    Zap gamingZap gaming16 klukkustundum síðan
  • GGs

    Ludwig 100Ludwig 10016 klukkustundum síðan
  • Short

    Forza ClipsForza Clips17 klukkustundum síðan
  • The WR had the Plan B time skip saving about 20 seconds

    Aqua0megaAqua0mega17 klukkustundum síðan
  • I will name it life of dream (=

    parziparzi18 klukkustundum síðan
  • next run ill do life any%

    Teo MTeo M19 klukkustundum síðan
  • *An abortion or a miscarriage would work better*

    —**! G L X T C H !**——**! G L X T C H !**—20 klukkustundum síðan
  • Rookie mistakes man

    Lucas GazulaLucas Gazula22 klukkustundum síðan
  • Fallout 3 speedruns in a nutshell

    DersetraídoDersetraídoDegi Síðan síðan
  • *Who else looked in the comments section hoping for a comment from Dream?*

    MasamieMasamieDegi Síðan síðan
  • Dream

    Alex . AftonAlex . AftonDegi Síðan síðan
  • The kid is an idiot. You have to do a combat roll while in the doctor's arm then do a midair roll and land on your head. Theres a bit of rng when it comes to which hospital you're born at, if there are any time reducers like sharp objects, or how tall the doctor is. Taller the doctor, harder the fall

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  • 0:39 앜ㅋㅋㅋ 소리 개귀엽네 ㅋㅋㅋ

    심남보심남보Degi Síðan síðan
  • He should of used the Japanese version, he would have saved frames.

    signbear999signbear999Degi Síðan síðan
  • damn.. 28 seconds eat your heart out dream

    Slg 06Slg 06Degi Síðan síðan
  • We’re gonna run a few tests to make sure he’s healthy and make sure he’s not gonna become a league of legends player or something ~ Doctor 2020

    TheSusManTheSusManDegi Síðan síðan
  • Why does the girl have a boy voice

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  • FunFact: This video should've taken 17 minutes.

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  • -You Died- I did it!! - No, the goal wasn’t to die n00b.

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  • i got a league of legends ad lol

  • Fake. He wouldve done a triple backflip to a neck snap and beat his record

    Rahne.Rahne.Degi Síðan síðan
  • Wow this is so unfunny

    King Fresh27King Fresh27Degi Síðan síðan
  • He couldve been faster if instead opening the jar, smashed it on the floor, and dint waste time in saying "everyone stand back"

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  • Him: is a doctor Me: looking for beans at 2 am

    TheSteelFlash01 first channelTheSteelFlash01 first channelDegi Síðan síðan
  • This implies 80% of his life achievements happened the day he was born

    Julian LeeJulian LeeDegi Síðan síðan
  • that was funny 🤣🤣🤣

    creeperslayer xx9creeperslayer xx9Degi Síðan síðan
  • He should have BLJed into the End Dimension and up to Gang Plank Galleon to get the fastest possible time

    PockyPockyDegi Síðan síðan
  • If you want optimal time before you ascend, you should use the pull out strat, saves 9 months

    Djordje OljacaDjordje OljacaDegi Síðan síðan
  • i know a skip how u save 9 months: u need to lose the first race

    Dadatzinger eDadatzinger eDegi Síðan síðan
  • So true

    Kuw0sKuw0sDegi Síðan síðan
  • Trance Music For Racing Games

    Mayhem Rain A AgcaoiliMayhem Rain A AgcaoiliDegi Síðan síðan
  • 0:02 Mini Ladd if he was a doctor:

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  • Dream be like:

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  • Why does the speedrunner sound like Eric Cartman from south park? lol

    Caleb144Caleb144Degi Síðan síðan
  • I think the mom is a little bit of a boy

    Frankie2077Frankie2077Degi Síðan síðan
  • The world record is -1 month the baby died in the womb his mom has been pregnant for 8 months

    Cheese-BurGer69Cheese-BurGer69Degi Síðan síðan
  • This game was so hard to speedrun, all of because of the RNG, first off you needed the [Stillborn] special event to even get close to top 3

    Tm69Tm69Degi Síðan síðan
  • Me before watching the video: (somethings **fast** I can feel it)

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  • Dream?

    Air SkyAir Sky2 dögum síðan
  • How dream was born:

    RUBY FANRUBY FAN2 dögum síðan
    • Loll

      Air SkyAir Sky2 dögum síðan
  • He would get a faster time if he wasn't monologueing

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  • Shame on him, *he could’ve used the abortion glitch*

    LoftyLofty2 dögum síðan
  • You forgot the part where he does the bed skip trick to cancel the jump animation and save 0.0233ms

    Galuade MGGaluade MG2 dögum síðan
  • Story of life Speedrun %Any 00:28:784

    LimeJamesLimeJames2 dögum síðan
  • Speedrunners Speedrun life until they get to the end

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  • The abortion would have gave him the ultimate world record

    Cinnamations YtCinnamations Yt2 dögum síðan
  • These are rookie numbers, probably attempted by a beginner. The fastest way is obviously to dive head first onto the hard floor.

    Seamus ChaseSeamus Chase2 dögum síðan
  • Doc sounds like Ordinary Sausage

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  • The doctors sound more like a girl than the mom

    GamerfoxGamerfox2 dögum síðan
  • I wish I could speedrun life

    glurbyglurby2 dögum síðan
  • *you should’ve put dreams speed run music ngl*

    ii_ Cheffythemageii_ Cheffythemage2 dögum síðan
  • "ah crap i thought i was frame perfect" you paused for like 12 seconds at the start

    Derek LiuDerek Liu2 dögum síðan
    • 9- 9 seconds

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  • This shouldn’t have been 1 month it should be 9 months XD

    SunkenplayzSunkenplayz2 dögum síðan
  • My personal best is 18:037 seconds

    Adam FráňaAdam Fráňa2 dögum síðan
  • They should have considered abortion...

    Alvaro Hernando Quintanilla BarnecheaAlvaro Hernando Quintanilla Barnechea2 dögum síðan
  • Imagine enduring 9 months of pregnancy and childbirth and then your perfectly healthy baby just decided to do speedrun on his life

    Shafa IzatyShafa Izaty2 dögum síðan
  • Why does the women sound like a man

    Kingston CastleKingston Castle2 dögum síðan
  • Would’ve gotten a better time if he hadn’t yelled

    iRookeiRooke2 dögum síðan
  • The world record for life any% is 0 seconds by someone that never existed.

    EnzitoGamerEnzitoGamer2 dögum síðan
    • Nah man, The timer only shows up when you are given to you’re mom

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  • Well there is a way he could do it in under a second....

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  • He should have done a Mom Warp to get to the peanut butter earlier, then use the Peanut Butter Duplication Glitch to complete the last part quicker.

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  • His personal best is 22.784 seconds.

  • Husband: So how's the baby? Wife: Im sorry but the doctor says he died doing an 80% speedrun of his life Husband: Im sincerely sorry for this.

    Mr YeeBotMr YeeBot2 dögum síðan
  • Pro Tip: *Most people don’t know this, but to save frames, you have to be stillborn.*

    Dummy DummyDummy Dummy2 dögum síðan
  • And that's why I don't like eating peanut butter T.T

    Jon ValinoJon Valino2 dögum síðan
  • Now that I think of it wouldn’t a baby speed running it’s life just be a woman having a miscarriage?

    Kieran LeggeKieran Legge2 dögum síðan
  • This is actually dreams born

    UnoUno2 dögum síðan
  • The amount of time wasted just sitting in his moms lap could’ve easily been prevented smh if he did a⬇️↘️➡️⬇️↙️⬅️🅱️+🅰️ to the peanut butter it would’ve saved him approximately 1.62 seconds and the peanut butter consumption time?! Bro you’ve gotta work on that you let the cutscene play for too long so it hurt your time. Can’t believe these kids

    RandomDude 1029384756RandomDude 10293847562 dögum síðan
  • the woman must have very deep voice

    Ulagat TangdaUlagat Tangda2 dögum síðan
  • For the people saying why he took so long in the speedrun, Don't forget that he was JUST born, so Standing and Walking/Running would be very difficult (Sorry if I have bad grammar)

    Jordan GardnerJordan Gardner2 dögum síðan
  • He could have used the No-Vax glitch to beat his personal best. Pff ... Amateur

    Giovanni Di MatteoGiovanni Di Matteo2 dögum síðan
  • Plot twist:the girl was not a girl he was man who has ability to give brith kids

    Gautam ChawdaGautam Chawda2 dögum síðan
  • He shouldntve drank milk in the womb it would save at least 6 months

    Anthony MeginnisAnthony Meginnis2 dögum síðan
  • Wow my brother did a speed run too but he did it inside the womb

    Sanji PanSanji Pan2 dögum síðan
  • lol Aborted babies already beat his time

    Jeff SandersJeff Sanders2 dögum síðan
  • Oof his method is outdated this days we use *ABORTION*

    •Ikigai••Ikigai•2 dögum síðan