Taskmaster - Series 11 Episode 5 | Full Episode | "Slap And Tong"

15 apr 2021
205 976 Áhorf

In series 11 episode 5, Charlotte Ritchie, Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike Wozniak, and Sarah Kendall face Taskmaster Greg Davies and his assistant Little Alex Horne to competitively gaffer tape their bodies, and costume a bee.

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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

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  • LOOL Mike Wozniak saying "Scheiße!" 14:01 min

    blooeehblooeeh5 klukkustundum síðan
  • 10:00 I never thought in my life I would see anyone do the Ed Grimley dance in this century!

    GinoZumpGinoZump13 klukkustundum síðan
  • I can't be the only interested in making the brown bar snack to see what it tastes like.

    blwfblwf16 klukkustundum síðan
  • The whole montage of the men counting the side of objects got me in tears...

    hristorbitalhristorbital3 dögum síðan
  • 1:58 One of my favorite moments in the history of this show. 2:14 The delivery is so cold-blooded and ruthless.

    Apoc MorrowApoc Morrow3 dögum síðan
  • Charlotte is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute

    Mikhail UrmichMikhail Urmich4 dögum síðan
  • 34:47 will haunt me until I die

    MaxwellScribblenautMaxwellScribblenaut5 dögum síðan
  • I am very disappointed that Charlotte has no arts and crafts skills. How will she ever get a job as Children’s TV presenter like that?

    Justin RessJustin Ress10 dögum síðan
  • I think dressing the bees has been my favourite so far this series

    Jes The RedJes The Red11 dögum síðan
  • im pretty sure that Rhod after 5 min of thinking d just order smallest any staffed maskot his fav Greg photo and 3 beers. cut it open and just toss the bee in job done actually i d love to see all sesons outtakes of crazy orders for Alex

    roz biroz bi12 dögum síðan
  • Thinking time @ 11:31 -- classic WILTY move, that, Alex! I kind of expected the "answer me!" that followed 😂 There's the Lee I've been missing the past episodes

    alkietheduckalkietheduck13 dögum síðan
  • Alex's face at 2:36 says why the hell do I keep coming up with these things that I know will backfire

    alkietheduckalkietheduck13 dögum síðan
  • You know, I didn't have much hope for this series. It seemed like only Lee Mack had the chops, and he didn't do well in the first couple episodes. But now they are all on point. Bravo all!

    Kass McGannKass McGann14 dögum síðan
  • South paws in the slap and tong game, I see you

    K MurdochK Murdoch15 dögum síðan
  • A paper has six sides... they're super thin but the edges are still sides...

    Eric RobertsEric Roberts17 dögum síðan
  • I think tttm stands for Tsar Tovarishch Taskmaster

    ShokojungeShokojunge18 dögum síðan
  • I would like to see a ski-jumping contest between the Pope and the Stuntman

    Big Joe MufferawBig Joe Mufferaw18 dögum síðan
  • Did Mike say "Scheisse" at 14:02?

    jkbmjkbm19 dögum síðan
  • Just imagining what Rhod Gilbert would have made of "Best thing you can operate with your hand"...

    jkbmjkbm19 dögum síðan
  • Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

    bodoti qwiubodoti qwiu20 dögum síðan
  • They really missed the ghost bee joke - a boo bee.

    This Is AlexThis Is Alex20 dögum síðan
  • 4:52 anyone think of William Osmond

    Munny TeeMunny Tee21 degi síðan síðan
  • i... *_looove_* Slap and Tong can we pulleasse play it again !!

    HenriettaHenrietta21 degi síðan síðan
  • I genuinely though one team had to use their tongues (like the one in their mouth) while the other could use their hands. Talk about unfair advantage.

    Dhor16Dhor1621 degi síðan síðan
  • Took me a while to realize there aren't any ad breaks anymore

    niduoe streniduoe stre21 degi síðan síðan
  • I'm not a native English speaker, so I thought the rules of the last task were to grab the marshmallow with your own tounge, and I was quite confused... Also: a crochet tie? I'm falling in love with Mike more and more each week.

    Anna MüllerAnna Müller22 dögum síðan
  • How did the Pope and the stunt bee won the round if the task was to create uniforms?

    FrancLusaiteFrancLusaite22 dögum síðan
  • I can't find series 9 anywhere. Did that even get uploaded? Binging the hell out of all of it. I can't deal with this gap!

    Liam McMillanLiam McMillan22 dögum síðan
    • As far as i know, they're uploading old episodes in chronological order but pause that schedule for current series. So once series 11 is finished, they'll probably begin uploading series 9 on the thursdays :)

      E HE H22 dögum síðan
  • I think this is the series where contestants have felt the most contempt for Alex Horne

    fouoii gyhhfouoii gyhh22 dögum síðan
  • I'd lose on purpose, because there's nothing more frightening than having to stand on that podium by yourself looking funny with those won items.

    Ohno0esOhno0es23 dögum síðan
  • oh shit the bumpers are gone

    liuliumeliuliume23 dögum síðan
  • The face shape task sure revealed some interesting tongue skills. ;-)

    James LaineJames Laine24 dögum síðan
  • Getting pretty frustrated with the lack of effort/interest Charlotte puts into the prized task.

    Numair AbbasiNumair Abbasi24 dögum síðan
  • Every week, without fail, within minutes of putting this show on, my wife wonders why loud guffaws of laughter are issuing from the office! Another wonderful show, thank you!

    Uncle BobUncle Bob24 dögum síðan
  • Aaaah! You know you can cover your INDIVIDUEL legs in film XD you dont have to go all little mermaid

    StMargorachStMargorach24 dögum síðan
    • Jemali FTW!!!

      StMargorachStMargorach24 dögum síðan
  • Oh god I'm so glad they cut him eating that butter salami chocolate bar short... that looked disgusting

    DoubleThinkTwiceDoubleThinkTwice24 dögum síðan
  • When Jamali sucks up that jello 🙊😮

    S BS B24 dögum síðan
  • Sara plays bass? My god she's a dreamboat

    Jono CasuyonJono Casuyon24 dögum síðan
    • heard on a podcast from years back that she also plays the drums... she really is a dreamboat

      Malak NaseemMalak Naseem14 dögum síðan
  • Lee's experience with mouse taxidermy must have helped him with bee tailoring.

    Colm WhateveryoulikeColm Whateveryoulike24 dögum síðan
  • Sarah looks like an adult Hermione Granger

    MeikcajMeikcaj24 dögum síðan
  • so they could have taken off the goggles of darkness right? unless they told them otherwise of camera.

    pr3nzlb3rg3rpr3nzlb3rg3r25 dögum síðan
  • Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

    chding zuurechding zuure25 dögum síðan
  • We need Sean Lock on taskmaster!

    Gordon TraceyGordon Tracey25 dögum síðan
  • Mike Wozniak fits this show so well, so calm and formal but maddened at the same time, insanity but doing things as sensibly as one would expect

    The Winged PorpoiseThe Winged Porpoise25 dögum síðan
  • 29:50 Dr. Robotnik!!

    Aidan SolomonAidan Solomon25 dögum síðan
  • Not enough love for Sarah Kendall around here! The woman is quietly, competantly, straight up *killing it* in the tasks, and seems like a cool, funny person in the studio. 100% the contestant who'd be most fun to hang out with.

    C. WildemanC. Wildeman25 dögum síðan
    • She seems so lovely too, she's also an absolute genius.

      Malak NaseemMalak Naseem14 dögum síðan
  • I love how they both wear funky socks each week!

    Nehama WNehama W25 dögum síðan
  • When I saw him make the trousers... I was so surprised.

    Nehama WNehama W25 dögum síðan
  • the whole bee task was just there for Alex to say "sewing bee," wasn't it?

    ElskeElske25 dögum síðan
  • Mike Wozniak is quickly becoming one of my favourite ever contestants, just gold every time

    sannio komisannio komi25 dögum síðan
  • As a German, I am disappointed in the lack of ß in that Scheiße.

    AA25 dögum síðan
  • Hooray

    Franco TomasFranco Tomas25 dögum síðan
  • Lee whistled when he first used his scissors and I realized he might actually use the Swanee whistle on a regular basis.

    Gal DagonGal Dagon25 dögum síðan
  • 2.5 minutes in and I'm laughing to the point I'm teary eyed.

    Gal DagonGal Dagon25 dögum síðan
  • my favourite one so far- thanks for the laughs

    LalLal25 dögum síðan
  • Charlotte looks like a friend

    PoiBoinkPoiBoink25 dögum síðan
  • I desperately wanted Charlotte to rip into Greg about the uniform question. She was ramping up for a fight, but it fell flat. For the record, I believe it to be a uniform as well.

    Ms MichelleMs Michelle25 dögum síðan
  • Charlotte with the bee was the funniest 'Sorry Sir... for dropping you' and Sarah 'Just staple the bee'

    kathrynniamhkathrynniamh25 dögum síðan
  • Oh, generous Taskmaster, can we have an hour loop of Led Mack tonguing the table with the falling jelly? Pretty please.

    Casual PotatoCasual Potato25 dögum síðan
  • Small detail, but I love Alex showing Charlotte how to play bass at 45:28

    bilisha colibilisha coli25 dögum síðan
  • How is it that the guy who hadn’t seen the show before is the only person who was clever enough not to tape both their legs together??

    A HobbitA Hobbit26 dögum síðan
  • Mike literally crying with laughter at Sarah's bee uniform is so funny to me 22:12 and 22:23

    EugeniaEugenia26 dögum síðan
  • 29:25 it just says you have to put on the goggles, not that you cant take them off...

    Markus EberhardtMarkus Eberhardt26 dögum síðan
  • I'm used seeing little Alex Horne eating gross stuff, but I'm sorry, this series reminds me too much of "I'm a celebrity - get me out of here!"

    Di EbDi Eb26 dögum síðan
  • Why didn't anyone take off the goggles? The task said you must put them on, but it doesn't say anything about taking them off or having to wear them throughout the task. The only thing you HAD to do is touch objects with your face.

    MF101MF10126 dögum síðan
  • Thank you!

    Flavvs Da SilverFlavvs Da Silver26 dögum síðan
  • For the shapes task... did they say you couldn't take off the goggles? Just take them off for an easy(ish) win

    Lee SureLee Sure26 dögum síðan
  • How awesome and gorgeous is Sarah?! :D

    Thanasis PapadimitriouThanasis Papadimitriou26 dögum síðan
    • Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this, I have the biggest crush on her

      Malak NaseemMalak Naseem14 dögum síðan
  • the facebased geometry task and the live task are genius! please do more like these

    [ Subday ][ Subday ]26 dögum síðan
  • Lee looks amazing for 52!

    nuwanda3333nuwanda333326 dögum síðan
  • "I didn't hear the dull thud of disqualification." How poetic.

    nuwanda3333nuwanda333326 dögum síðan
  • Mike is the best thing to come out of this series

    Peter BorlandPeter Borland26 dögum síðan
  • > Mentions Klang Ohhhh boy

    XLYourselfXLYourself26 dögum síðan
  • Not gonna talk about Mike’s instinct to squeak like a bat ? Aight 😂

    Eric DajenaisEric Dajenais26 dögum síðan
  • thanks for uploading every week

    Jayesh NJayesh N26 dögum síðan
  • this episode? Even she was amazed she won. Great ep!

    beedsj roiuebeedsj roiue26 dögum síðan
  • Every episode Mike and Lee do something really outstanding and powerful at least once. Also I find semi upbeat Jamalli more enjoyable and so much better than grumpy Jamalli.

    golden ponygolden pony26 dögum síðan
  • can i file a formal request for someone to upload the isolated clip of Mike Wozniak asking "How many sides does a bloody banana have?", while wearing blacked out welding goggles and tender-angrily holding a banana in his teeth, please and thank you.

    MrTinglesMrTingles26 dögum síðan
  • Lee Mack? More like Lee Mad!

    Konstantin BodeKonstantin Bode26 dögum síðan
  • wow, that face geometry task was one of the best ever in my oppinion!

    Timo F.Timo F.26 dögum síðan
  • The bee costume task discussion gives me some real No More Jockeys vibes. Alex must have loved the "Does the pope wear a uniform" discussion!

    GliderGlider26 dögum síðan
  • I already want to play Slap and Tong with friends

    Neo BryceNeo Bryce26 dögum síðan
  • I absolutely love the bit where the contestants are asked to order items and they order something for themselves that has nothing to do with the task. It never gets old

    Gizira LeonGizira Leon26 dögum síðan
  • TECH-nically... the contestants never read out loud any rule that said the darkness goggles had to *stay* on, once they put them on. Given that other tasks sometimes specify you must wear an item continuously and correctly, but this task *didn't* specify that, couldn't they have just done it, said "Yup, done that now," and taken the goggles back off again when Alex asked them to read the final line of the task? Or taken them off at any point thereafter? ... I get that it seems not in the spirit of the game, but still. As a matter of technicality, I think they could have argued their case in the studio. That the task only said they had to put the goggles on -- not keep them on. And they could still be 'wearing' goggles as an adornment like, up on top of their head or something....

    TellTaleTellTale26 dögum síðan
  • Bananas have many more sides than 5. Because the stem is fibrous and has many sides. One for each strand. If you were going to render a banana in a 3D drawing program you’d have a heck of a time making an accurate banana. Also, the flower end is quite complicated to render too. So definitely, the banana has the most sides of the objects.

    Red Elf Shot the FoodRed Elf Shot the Food26 dögum síðan
  • Do salamanders live at the bottom of the ocean?

    Kush LinfieldKush Linfield26 dögum síðan
  • "face based geometry" makes me wish Mike was my dad. Yall can fight to be my moms

    Shark of JoyShark of Joy26 dögum síðan
  • Could not watch them tongue jellies just couldnt do it

    Shark of JoyShark of Joy26 dögum síðan
  • Alex had to know that Greg was going to make him eat the brown bar. lmao. He made that joke knowing that he was going to be forced to eat it. Honestly great commitment.

    jonathan dickensonjonathan dickenson26 dögum síðan
  • Slap & Tong is one of the best studio tasks to date. Riveting!

    ElQuark0ElQuark027 dögum síðan
  • This was an absolute top tier episode

    ThubnubThubnub27 dögum síðan
  • Banana time. Skin time. If it's *wedge time* you're talking five sides.

    Hareecio NelsonHareecio Nelson27 dögum síðan
  • i literally love sarah and seeing her quick reaction speed made me admire her even more

    rowyalrowyal27 dögum síðan
  • Mike in the first Slap and tong round was the funniest thing I have ever seen...

    Jóhann GunnarssonJóhann Gunnarsson27 dögum síðan
  • I feel like alex met his match with Mike 😂

    Niji LamNiji Lam27 dögum síðan
  • I'm so happy that Charlotte won even though she's 32 points behind Sarah overall she deserved this one❤

    yaicob.comyaicob.com27 dögum síðan
  • When taskmaster said: over my shoulder, I IMMEDIATELY thought of James Acaster and his song!!

    Judgy Little EyesJudgy Little Eyes27 dögum síðan
  • Everyone: naming fabrics and small items Lee, the madman: *PEA A FROZEN PEA* Gotta love the man

    Davide C.Davide C.27 dögum síðan
  • task consultant = Tim Key?? Well, that explains so much 😆

    Judgy Little EyesJudgy Little Eyes27 dögum síðan
  • Nowhere in the task did it say you had to bat with your hand. Use your head (as a bat)

    FatPhilFatPhil27 dögum síðan
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